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Post by Josh on Jul 9, 2006 20:50:21 GMT -5
1: No condom
2: She told me to pull out, but I thought she said "don't pull out" since she was moaning right as teh splooge ensued.
3: Her period just started
4: She told me she wasen't on the pill. AFTER I fucked her.
Summary: Pray for me.
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Post by UrukHaiSlayer on Jul 9, 2006 20:56:22 GMT -5
1. STD
2. Baby
3. What's the third? Blood in wang?
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Post by Josh on Jul 9, 2006 21:23:43 GMT -5
 Lol fucked. |
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Post by Losing Streak on Jul 9, 2006 21:24:56 GMT -5
www.babynames.comYou're a stupid fuck. With any luck, she won't get knocked up. Anyways, happy fatherhood.
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Post by Josh on Jul 9, 2006 21:26:08 GMT -5
FTW.
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Post by UrukHaiSlayer on Jul 9, 2006 21:26:41 GMT -5
lol j00 pulled a Fluff.
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Post by Josh on Jul 9, 2006 21:26:54 GMT -5
XFD
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Post by Josh on Jul 9, 2006 22:05:26 GMT -5
V_V Well she's on the birth control "patch" apparantly. Different from the "pill". >_>
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Post by Smeag on Jul 9, 2006 22:09:20 GMT -5
1: No condom 2: She told me to pull out, but I thought she said "don't pull out" since she was moaning right as teh splooge ensued. 3: Her period just started 4: She told me she wasen't on the pill. AFTER I fucked her. Summary: Pray for me. Lawl, smart move my old friend. Jew ARE FUCKED. |
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Post by Josh on Jul 9, 2006 22:18:15 GMT -5
I'm going to pull out of this one (Lol the only thing I will pull out of MI RITE).
LUEshi wills it!
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Post by butteredtoastsonic on Jul 9, 2006 22:41:33 GMT -5
*pat on back* Joshlets FTW
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Post by HeavyMetalDragon on Jul 10, 2006 0:12:12 GMT -5
1.Get a haircut
2.Use more shampoo
3.Learn how to cut and shampoo your new baby's hair
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Post by fingolfin on Jul 10, 2006 2:10:51 GMT -5
Change your name, cut your hair, move as far away as possible and pretend it never happened.
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Post by fingolfin on Jul 10, 2006 5:09:41 GMT -5
Oh, I'd also like to point out the small fact that not wearing a condom and pulling out only slightly decreases the chance of getting pregnant. So in summary: Enjoy fatherhood dumbass.
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Post by Josh on Jul 10, 2006 9:33:01 GMT -5
That's what I said. "Not like it matters anyway lol pre cum etc." >_> Then she gave me this look. THAT ONLY CATHOLICS CAN GIVE. Yet she isn't Catholic. V_V
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